Banta: My wife has lost her voice. How can I help her get it back? Santa: Try coming home at three o'clock in the morning.
Santa: Last night, I had a fantastic dream about Katrina Kaif, Sonakshi Sinha and Priyanka Chopra. Banta: Wow! Then what happened? Santa: I beat them all at Monopoly!
Santa was challaned and he was asked to appear in court. Judge: The traffic officer says you got sarcastic with him. Santa: But I didn't intend to be. He talked to me like my wife does, and I forget myself and answered, "Yes, my dear!"
Santa and Banta went on a fishing trip. Banta: What's the biggest fish you've ever caught? Santa: You've seen 'Jaws'? Banta: Wow! So big? Santa: Well, it was about the same size as the box the DVD comes!
Banta: It is sickening way, my wife keeps talking about her Ex-Husband. Santa: That's nothing. Mine keeps talking about her next husband!
Santa: Some people are really going all out for Halloween. Banta: How? Santa: The guy driving behind me even got sirens and flashing lights to go with his cop costume! Happy Halloween